Trivia: Seinfeld Festivus – A Pub Quiz for the Rest of Us

We can’t promise you feats of strength or airing of grievances, but we are bringing you a special night of Seinfeld trivia to celebrate the Festivus season on December 4th!

While we are gathering ’round the Festivus pole, the quiz will still cover all 9 seasons of the TV show and, possibly, some ancillary material too. It might be time to bust out that VHS copy of Rodgers & Hammerstein’s Cinderella.

Keep the big bills on the outside, because admission for this event is $5 per person. General Geeks Who Drink rules apply. We’ll allow up to 6 quizzers per team, as usual, and the Internet wasn’t exactly all the rage during the “Seinfeld” era, so keep your phones in your pockets, okay?

The more quizzers we have, the bigger the prizes, so gather your most spongeworthy friends and join us for a party to rival the Newmannium.

Your team is required to register for this quiz! Get that done at!



Can people under 21 play?
Unfortunately not. All team members must be over 21.

What if I don’t like beer?
We rarely encounter patrons that we can’t find a beer that they love. Let our beertenders guide you through our menu and find a brew that works for you.
That said; if beer really isn’t your thing and you are not willing to taste our offerings, then this probably isn’t the event for you…we are a brewery after all.
Obviously we encourage responsible drinking and the use of a designated driver to ensure everyone’s safety.
It should be noted that we can only legally serve beer that is made on premise. Outside alcoholic beverages will not be tolerated in any form. If discovered, the entire team will be asked to leave immediately.

How do you sign up? Where do you buy tickets?
You can register your team by filling out this form: This is NOT a reservation of seating, but it will help us ensure that we have ample space for all our teams. We anticipate our theme quizzes will fill up quickly and we will turn away teams that did not pre-register. You will not purchase tickets in advance, simply pay the $5 per player entry fee in cash when you arrive at the quiz. Registrations will close 24 hours before the quiz and, if space permits, walk-up spots will be available on a first come, first serve basis.

Will I get some sort of email confirmation?
You and your alternate captain should receive an automated email after submitting your registration and, as long, as that email doesn’t indicate that you’re on stand-by, you should plan to be at the quiz. The week of the quiz, we’ll shoot you a reminder about the quiz as well.

How do you change your team name, number of players on the team or cancel a registration?
After you’ve registered, you can make changes to it by emailing us at You can also change your team name when you arrive at the quiz.

Is this a free quiz?
No, it’s $5 per person to play (bring cash!), and we’ll ask you to pay for everyone on your team before we give you quiz materials. If a team member is going to be late, we won’t ask you pay in advance, but if they fail to pay on arrival, your team will be DQ’d.

What’s the maximum/minimum players per team?
There is no minimum, but if you want to win, you should have a fully staffed squad. We’re happy to help you find teammates in advance on social media or on the day of. Team maximum is strictly six players, as always. Everyone sitting with you is considered part of your team.

Do spectators have to pay?
Yes. Yes, they do. Spectators generally have to pay for sporting events, right? This also goes for Geeks Who Drink employees that aren’t working at the event and the people they make love to.

Can my dad/girlfriend/friend sit at our table and not play?
No. Six people max on a team and all players must pay. If they’re sitting with you and not playing, we’re going to ask that they move.

How is the prize amount determined?
In most cases, the prize amount is 50% of the total take. Why not 100%? Because we have to cover our costs of producing and marketing these event quizzes. If the pot is sufficiently large, we’ll split it between first and second or first, second and third place.

Will BLANK TOPIC be covered?
Everything is fair game. Study hard. Apply yourself. And we never give clues.

How long will the quiz last?
Our regular quizzes run about 2 hours, but themed quizzes require a bit more heavy lifting in terms of logistics, scoring and extra stuff we may have planned. Average is about 2 1/2 hours.